What the HELL
is a DUST FERRET anyway?

Some people have asked me what my title, Lord High Protector of the Dust Ferrets, actually means. Well thats a long a convulated story ... Grab a seat and I'll spin you a yarn.

Years ago, when I was still in the army, my room-mate and I had a party in our barracks room one Saturday night. This was a regular occurance, of course. ( Our room was coined the Drunk Tank. ) Afterwards, as I woke up UNDER my bunk. I noticed that the dust bunnies that were sharing my space actually looked more like ferrets than bunnies. Hence, the DUST FERRETS were born! Those cunning little buggers managed to follow me wherever I've moved since that night in Korea. Hey! Give me a break! Strange things happen when I'm fed massive amounts of marguaritas!

Now you ask, "Yeah that's all well and good. But you haven't explained how you became their Lord High Protector."

I spend a fair bit of time online in the #Wicca channel on IRC Undernet. One day, I was in one of my usually loopy moods. I sat down in the corner and started entertaining myself by teaching the dust ferrets how to roll over and play dead. Eventually they migrated to live underneath one of the couchs in the channel. They've become quite popular since I unveiled their existance to the channel- dwellers. I foresee them becoming the "official" channel mascots in a very short time. :-)


Well, until I get around to scanning some of my sketchs to prettify this channel, here's a few places to go that deal with ferrets of all kinds ... funny how the dust ferrets haven't made a stronger appearance on the net.

Oh, and before I forget, The pic is a cut out from a strip by FurOnPaper, called Maintaining Your Musical Ferret. Once I find his site again, I'll add a link to him. He's a good furry-artist. Check him out sometime.

Yes, I know! I'm a terrible thief. I name the sources I steal stuff from.


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